Hey, the name's Chelsea :) I'm a 22 year old girl just going through life. This blog is just randomness, art, reblogs, my thoughts, you know whatever.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”
Oh…
“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.
“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY
” There. Can you… Still move it? ”
i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude
“Illustration by Ryunosuke Kuroichi”
…. its a copic illustration book thingy… and im just laughing here right now
“That was not right; the lake was not the place for it.”
Lmao I guess I’m not having sex in a lake :P
The meaning behind your name
Samira’s name means: 1) everyone’s favorite tweeter. 2) kinda shady guy…
I am a guy :D
[my real name]’s name means: 1) Useless baggage. 2) To do nothing
x_X lol ok…not gonna argue back!
[my real name]’s name means: 1) A fine gentleman. 2) Secretly homo.
you know me too well.Aze’s name means: 1) A very charming person. 2) To put panties on your head.
[my real name] means: 1) Godly. 2) Godly. Lmao oook
(Source: kotesticle)
sailor scout of rage in the land of treasure and tea (lotats???) blade kind and crocodiles
rad
Tsundere of Light in the Land of Typos and Drama, bladekind, and zombies
tsundere
tsundere…………………..
Maid of Sloppy Makeouts in the Land of Trolls and Tentacles. My specibus is Fistkind and my consorts are Hipsters. Lmao one day I may draw this xD
(Source: abakkus)
Story’s lenght: 2 seasons 24 episodes
Genre: Yuri
My character: the bishie
your lover: the fabulous max~~
the climax: you admit you are gay omg
the ending:. whoops you’re pregnant
hahaha
My story’s length: 2 season’s 260 episodes each
My genre: Romance
My character: The girly type
My lover: The bishie
The climax: You find out your lover is an alien
The ending: You finally lose your virginity
Haha this…seems like it could be accurate (except the alien thing XD)
(Source: gasaii)
Pottermore
I only signed up for it cause I wanted to know what wand I would get and what house haha so I’m lame (not that into Harry Potter). Anyways I got into Hufflepuff and I’m not surprised there. I knew I would get Hufflepuff. And my wand is Cherry wood with unicorn hair 10 3/4 inches and is quite flexible. These also sound good for how I am :) Not sure if I’ll keep playing it but it was an interesting experience.
your meatsprite; kanaya
your kismesis; snowman HA
your moirail; summoner ok…..
patron troll; sollux but he’s already my patron lame
best friend; tavros awww
murderer; vriska NOOOOOOOOOO
I GOT DIAMONDS DROOG FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE I SHIT YOU NOT
LMFAO GOD DAMNIT
oh wait I misclicked for patron troll and got Disciple but SERIOUSLY
matesprit: dualscar
kismesis: handmaid
moirail: gamzee
patron: eridan
best friend: spades slick
murderer: GEROMY……sounds about right
Your matesprit: Terezi
Your kismesis: Vriska
Your moirail: Diamonds Droog
Your patron troll: Her Imperial Condescention
Your best friend: Equius
Your murderer: Bec Noir.
i’m banging two solluxes. nothing else matters.
My Matesprit: Karkat
My Kismesis: Feferi
My Moirail: Terezi
My Patron Troll: Aradia
My Best Friend: Dave
My Murderer: Bec Noir
This….this is exactly on point :0
(Source: blackwishingstar)
Blah
I’m so sleepy…Our dogs barked all night last night and this morning :/ So I got hardly any sleep. And I have to leave for work in about 20 minutes. Hoping that these six hours go by quickly. I really wanted to start playing LoZ: Skyward Sword today cause I finally got it in the mail :) Buuuut I guess I need to buy batteries today after work cause my Wii remote keeps dying on me. Oh please old people who shop at Safeway, be kind and make work a tiny bit more enjoyable. Because it’s not like I already love my job being a courtesy clerk. Sighhhh my four year degree seems to mean nothing nowadays with nobody really hiring…I wish the economy would get better again. Ahhh ok I need to stop rambling and get ready for work! I’ll see ya later tumblr (even though nobody looks at this blog haha whatever it’s a good place for me to vent when I need to, and follow awesome artists)
